alternate ending to the third hobbit movie
thranduil walks around the battlefield and spies the dead bodies of fili and kili
and then he kneels down and touches them gently with one finger and they come back to life
and everyone lives happily ever after
thranduil is secretly ned the piemaker
disabled princesses and disabled superheroes are so important where the fuck are they
This is Toph. She is not disabled. She is awesome. Try again.
That is Toph. She IS disabled. She is also awesome. The two are not mutually exclusive.
so the thing that surprised me most in the itunes promo was the “sammy let me go” note
like he’s a demon now so i expected him to leave something way more immature than that—i thought it’d be something like
and sam being like “……………..he’s fucking alive”
when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t
*gets 0 on the test*
When you do something embarrassing in front of people
modern day rebels
How I thought Guardians of the Galaxy will be:
How it actually was:
Two sides of the same coin.